Lol Cattitude

When you’re feeling down and blue,
A kitty’s cuddle can see you through,
Their warmth and love your heart will heal
And make you all the better feel.

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O hai frens! Me wanna talk bout kittehs, y’all! Kittehs bein’ kittehs, dey do whateva dey want, but we luv dem anywayz. Dey climb trees, run super fast, and always be cleanin’ demselves. If yoo know kittehs, yoo know dey can jus sit in one spot for hourz and stare at yoo like yoo crazy.

OMG, frens, kittehs make such great pets! Dey jus sit by ya side and purr, and rub on ya legs. Dat make us so happy and we feel loved. And dey can catch all da icky pests like rats and stuff dat we don’t want in our houses.

Can haz cheezburger, I do plea,
Make it tasty, just for me,
I’ll purr and rub and be so nice,
For it is as good as a mice.

But sometimes, kittehs can be difficult too. Dey might jus decide dey don’t wanna listen to ya and jus stare at yoo like yoo silly. Dey might even refuse to eat da food yoo give dem. But we still luv dem, cuz dey make us laugh and feel happy.

If yoo wanna keep a kitteh as a pet, yoo gotta feed dem what dey like. Dey don’t eat anything like doggies do. Dey like fish, chicken, and all dat good meaty stuff. Oh, and a little bit of milk will make dem feel like dey in kitteh heaven.

So, kittehs are da best pets ever, as long as yoo take care of dem right. Dey might stare at yoo like yoo nutz, but dat don’t mean dey don’t love yoo. Just give dem some good noms, and dey’ll be happy to do all kinda silly things for yoo. So, frens, if yoo never had a kitteh as a pet, yoo gotta try it! It’s so much fun! Meow!

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