I make you a cookie, but I eated it

Kitteh chef so sly,
Baked a cookie, oh my,
Pounce, it sayz goodbye.

Ohai hooman! Iz tale u stoary of a grand nom fail. So, laik, I wuz feelin’ all fancy, I decide make a cookie for yooz. I putted together da nommy stuff, mixin’ and stirrin’ with my tiny paws, laik a top chef, y’know?

But den, when it wuz all baked and smelt so nomtastic, I couldn’t resist. It was sittin’ der, all nommy lookin’, and I thought, “I must has dis.” So, I sneaked up real slow, purrfectly silent, and den, when I was suuuper close, I leaped into action, maowin’ “NOM!”

I made a majestic pounce, but uh-oh, sumfing went wrong. Instead of holdin’ da cookie, I nommed it up real fast, gobbled it down, and poof! It was gone. I looked at my paws, den at da empty spot where da cookie used to be.

Den, I just had to tell you, ’cause you’re mai hooman, right? Don’t be mad, I couldn’t help it! So, here I am, lookin’ all innocent and stuff, maowin’ with big, round eyes, “I make you a cookie, but I eated it.” 🐾😺
#CatConfessions #CookieNomFail

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