“Ewe-nited We Graze, Strong and Free”
Minutes for the Meeting of the Union of Sheep (US)
Location: Under the ancient Oak.
Attendance: All members of the US, excluding those who wandered off or were still taking their afternoon nap.
Agenda:
I. Election of the new leader of the US.
II. Ways to improve grass-grazing efficiency.
III. Complaints and suggestions from members.
IV. Planning for the Annual Talent Show.
I. Election of the New Leader of the US.
The outgoing leader, Baaa-rack Obama, informed the members that it was time for him to step down and pass on the mantle of leadership to a new sheep. The members agreed and held an election to choose the new leader.
After a heated debate and a round of “baa-ing” from the members, the winner was announced as Wooly McSheepface. Wooly McSheepface is known for her exceptional wool-growing skills and her ability to lead the flock to greener pastures.
II. Ways to Improve Grass-Grazing Efficiency.
The members discussed various ways to improve the efficiency of grass-grazing. A few suggestions were made, including:
a. Grazing in a straight line to minimise the number of steps taken
b. Taking turns to graze in the same spot to ensure all members get an equal share of the grass
c. Using a systematic pattern while grazing to cover all areas and prevent overgrazing
The members agreed to try out these suggestions and report back at the next annual meeting.
III. Complaints and Suggestions from Members.
A few members raised concerns about the presence of wolves in the area and the need for better security measures. The new leader, Wooly McSheepface, assured the members that steps would be taken to ensure their safety.
IV. Planning for the Annual Talent Show.
The members were excited about the idea of a talent show and suggested various categories for the competition, including:
Best Wool-Growing
Most Graceful Jumper
Best Herder
Most Creative Baa-ing
Best Impressionist
Most Photogenic
The members also agreed to provide prizes for the winners, such as a personalised wool blanket and special recognition at the next annual meeting. The talent show was scheduled for after the hay had been collected from the meadow.
Adjournment:
The meeting was adjourned at 4:00 PM with a round of “baa-ing” from all members.
Signed,
Baaa-rack Obama (Outgoing Leader)
Wooly McSheepface (Incoming Leader)
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